Dumb Laws in Virginia

Fairfax residents agree that most criminal charges aren’t things that anyone wants to laugh about. Crime does no one good. If you’re charged with a crime, you need a criminal lawyer Fairfax VA. This includes when you are charged with assault, shoplifting, burglary, or even more serious charges. But, there are some dumb laws in Virginia that have been in place for as long as anyone can remember. If you are arrested for one of these crimes, the lawyer may do nothing but stare blankly. What are some of those dumb laws that everyone laughs about?

Sex Talk

Seems there are a few different strange sex laws in the state, including:

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·    You cannot have oral or anal sex

·    It is illegal to have sex with the lights on

·    It is illegal to have sex in a position other than missionary

Up in Norfolk, it is illegal for a man to spit on a woman’s backside! Those are pretty strange laws, don’t you agree?

More Dumb Laws

Aside from laws pertaining to sex, there are a ton of laws that most consider dumb. This includes:

·    Hunters cannot hunt on Sundays, unless they are raccoon hunting in which case they can hunt until 2 am

·    It is illegal to tickle women. No questions asked, just do not do it.

·    In Prince William County, you cannot keep a skunk as a pet

·    It is illegal to curse in a text message or over the phone

·    No trick-or-treating for the kiddos on Halloween

If you think that these laws are dumb, you haven’t seen nothing yet! This is only a small list of the many strange laws adopted in the state. Better be on your Ps and Qs so you aren’t in the slammer for one of these charges. Imagine the ridicule from the fellow inmates!

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